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trois [May 21, 2008 * 9:47pm] this is bens mom. bens dead. feel ftree to send hi8m money in condolemces. read (16) add

deux [May 17, 2008 * 11:06pm] this is janitor jen. as many of you know, janitor jen is the one in regards to me. despite her being married with two children of her own that are in elementary school (jessie and kyle in first and third grade, respectively) she will one day realize the beautiful connection that exists between us. some important things to know about my beloved. first of all, she tells a mean knock knock joke. her favorite being the all time classic tale of the interrupting cow, but i'm fairly certain that the orange one is a close runner up. she attented two years of college at u of apple creek, but she stopped when she got married so she could focus on a family. right now she's doing classes online since the kids are older and she's almost done with a degree in criminal justice. her favorite cleaner is lysol and her favorite mop is her orange one. she likes orange soda. i shouldn't know this much about a janitor the end. ps: dottie, what are you listening to that causes such fantastic dance moves? i feel like i'm missing out on fantastic. read (34) add

un [May 13, 2008 * 12:11pm] hello hello hello. it turns out i'm supposed to write in this thing? no idea what to write. should i write about my life passions? (make janitor jen my wife and the mother of my children.) or should i write about my tEwTaLlY hAwT crushes? (lara croft.) or should i talk about how prom was? (didn't go.) OH YES. it's true. there are juniors in this school that DIDN'T go to prom! i know it seemed impossible, but ben isaacs can do the impossible. i know, i know. hold your applause and sighs of adoration until i've left the room, ladies. i don't want it going to my head. apparently we've got to do assignments and shit for this thing, but i don't think i really want to do them right now. are there due dates? i should probably ask for an extension now. i have many important things to do. (number one: woo janitor jen when she least expects it. number two: play some tomb raider.) yeah, that's enough of that. read (45) add

acsh_mods // applecreek [Apr 10, 2008 * 10:33pm] Overcome by example, grumbling to himself, nevertheless, Porthos stretched out his hand, and the four friends repeated with one voice the formula dictated by d'Artagnan: ( 'All for one, one for all.' ) add

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